Which Sitcom Character Are You?

Go a little overboard thinking about what it means for your future and if you can picture them in your life and family long term.
Pretend like you don't care but secretly feel gleeful.
You are completely surprised because you never pictured someone like them would like you.
You already assumed they liked you because you feel like most friends become attracted to you at some point.

'The jerk store called, and they're runnin' out of you!'
'Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're going to love it.'
'You seem more villainous than usual, Mom; are you sober?'
'My genius will not be denied. I'm like Mozart. and you're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart.'
'I declare that everything you are saying is stupid.'

They will be very demanding and imposing and you won't have much time to yourself.
It will be fine, your parents are normal and loving, but you'll probably be annoyed.
It will just be your mom visiting, and you two will get up to the most random, off the wall adventures.
It will just be your father visiting, and you will hunt, play games, and eat bad-for-you foods.
They'll probably be so focused on your brother and his new baby that they won't be too involved with you.
There will be a lot of yelling over meaningless things, and your blood pressure will skyrocket, they'll boss you around like you're a kid again.